Sage Is Ok in the UK

  A Ratatouille Conversion LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYYYYYS AND GIRRRRLLLLS…. hi. Another email for you lovely people and bear with me because I'm, you guessed it, L A Z Y  Tuesday got a tooth filling and have a new level of empathy for fish as I now know what it's like to have my cheek pulled back to touch my ear…   Wednesday exchanges with Sister Wanjiku! I learned about how I need to “stand on business” and we talked for wayyyy to long about out personal studies but no complaints   Thursday, District council and finding blitz, service for Louise, Jalloh Rice  , and rain… wonderful day   Friday was FHE night and we had a great discussion about temples and our friend Lysander made us mushroom butter which is shockingly exactly what it sounds like… also an intense game of Uno no mercy that I lost… very quickly   Saturday was finding with sister Horton and visiting with members which was so much time. I also learned I can catch 5 black...

  Am I The Problem??  I DONNNTTT EVENNN KNOOOWWWW The weeks go to quick to keep track anymore but I'll give you something so fret not   Tuesday was Zone Conference and it was so great. I got to reunite with my trainer sister Wilkinson who was so happy to be rid of me and has now learned she can never escape! I got to see so many of the missionaries I've terrorized in my previous districts so I was grateful for that and I also became the proud owner of the coolest glasses any sister missionary could own as my friend Enoch surprised me with some sick shades (Vision -5, Charisma +12 as the kids say) The Hortons also surprised me with some birthday gifts     Sister Shanmugam was out of action Wednesday and got sick. She slept for 6 hours and I went slowly insane (more so than normal surprisingly). I think I'm the problem and my companions keep getting sick each transfer... tough luck I guess.  In the middle of a conversation, a random man palmed my fo...

  The Death of Spiderman Using voice to text today to write the email today because my thumbs are on strike for email writing and so now I will use one of the few good things that has come from technology so it can assist me in being lazy today. And now I'm rambling so let us begin the email  Myllon got baptized!! Let's goooooo so excited for him in this step he's taken and so incredibly impressed at the progress that he's made. We started teaching Myllon my second week in Bracknell and by my fifth week he was asking to be baptized. It is now my 13th week in Bracknell and he was truly ready. We're so excited for him. I gave the talk on the holy ghost and stumbled my way through it, but the spirit was so strong    Massive spiders in the font on Saturday that I had to return to their Maker. I felt terrible, but I also had tried spraying them with so many chemicals at first to kill them, but I might've created the first mutant spider. By killing it, I have stopped ...